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| Whooper swan running on icy river |
As everyone knows a
year ago the attendants of Paris climate conference highfived at the Paris Climate Agreement, because they thought
they had reached a legally binding and universal agreement on climate.
But what happened
this year?
Against all
expectations Donald Trump became the president elect of the United States.
During the
election campaign, when Trump and Hillary Clinton were using quite colorful language of
each other, Trump excelled as the ultimate climate theorist by making next proper
question: "NBC News just call it the great freeze - coldest weather in
years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax."
Trump opposed the climate
agreement because he thought that "the
concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make
U.S. manufacturing non-competitive."
However, Trump got
it wrong. I've heard from the horse's mouth that in fact the Finnish whooper swans
were the ones that developed with the conspiracy of global climate warming.
I think this
explanation is believable because the climate warming is especially useful just
for Finnish whooper swans. The fact is that because of climate warming lakes and
the ground will not be covered by snow and ice anymore in Finland. So the
whooper swans don't have to leave Finland and fly thousands of kilometers to warmer countries in search of food.
Whooper swans
thank Trump, but I wonder if the
attendants of the Paris climate conference highfived a bit too early.
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